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A flamingo rolls up to the blackjack table with his martini in debonair style. Hardly laying down a dollar for a quick hustle, a giggly group of 3 voluptuous females crowd around. Our feathered fop quips, "Looks like someone has been dealt a full house--3 queens and an ace. Now that's four of a kind."
"And, hehe, all bets are off until i give them the straight flush."
Even while being openly demeaned in this extended metaphor, the ladies shuffle off with our character to the pool area.
"These birds will soon be in the pink," says the suave swan as another well timed one-liner leads into a trayful of stiff drinks. A pair of oversized shades floats over the his beak, somehow able to mysteriously track the movements of his face. He stands up and lets his palm-tree print robe fall off of him to reveal a pair of swimming trunks of the same pattern.
Next we are in the pool, where our fine boy floats in a flamingo-shaped inner tube. Not so far off, a gaggle of real flamingos preen themselves and dawdle about.
"Birds of a different feather...get to flock with Krystal, Jenny and Heather." The girls paddle into frame and our boy gets sandwiched in a plump mass of real human mammaries!
The final shot is the bird at a grand piano in a dimly lit lounge. Smooth piano jazz resounds.
(overdubbed)
"To be cool you gotta stay hot. [flamingo-shaped neon light excites in background] Play in a different key. [saxophone wail] And never be afraid to test the waters."
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